Friends,
In light of recent intelligence report leaks I have decided to come clean myself before Wiki Links exposes my participation in Pakistani covert operations under the CIA. In February of this year I was recruited by the CIA to serve as a canine intelligence analyst for the War in Afghanistan. This was, ofcourse, a coverup. My training was rigorous to say the least. We were instructed in the uses of the Taliban dialects, insurgent weapons, and deadly cuddling force.
Thank God for my training. It was the only thing that kept me going when I was captured and tortured by this woman. I endured waterboarding and forced spooning among other nameless horrors. I was eventually rescued by my Master who broke into the compound and killed 23 insurgents with his bare hands and a bowie knife. We then escaped on foot back into Pakistan and made our way home by military transport jet. That's my story Wiki Links.
You're Welcome America.
Rommel Out
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